Got a text from Hub last night: “My gosh, this is so boring!”
I thought for a moment and started typing:
“Go to the restroom. Draw eyes on your eyelids and go back to class. Now you can close your eyes and no one will be the wiser.”
I hit the SEND button and waited for the little “D” to pop up that meant it had been delivered and then got back to what I was doing.
Hub later told me when he read my response, he tried very hard to stifle his laugh but wasn’t successful.
I managed to disrupt an entire class.
Now, if I had no integrity, I would take all the credit for this little stunt. The truth is, I saw it on an old sitcom (M*A*S*H, maybe?) when I was back in either high school or college and the memory stuck with me.
I’m a dangerous woman, yes I am. Yes I am!