The class, Applied Research, will never be the same.

We’ve been working with different types of statistical instruments and needed a quarter for this morning’s class. Our prof had told us to borrow quarters from our neighbors if we didn’t have one ourselves.

One of the last students to enter the classroom didn’t have a quarter with her. The prof looked at the class and asked, “Class, she came to class and doesn’t have a quarter. What does she need to do?”

Without missing a beat, I shouted,

Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!